The Legend of Taekwondon

Hey, it's Ben and Skin, and we're thrilled to introduce the one and only Taekwondon, right off 75 and Jupiter! After nearly three decades of dreaming, we’ve finally teamed up to bring you a dojo where age is just a number and wisdom reigns supreme. At 89, Taekwondon embodies the true spirit of martial arts—ready to share classic techniques that can help you defend against anything life throws your way.

Imagine learning from a master who, despite being in a wheelchair, has the skills and experience to keep you safe from home invasions, bar fights, and even those family feuds where your son might threaten to kick your ass. Don’t be senseless and defenseless—come and bow to our Sensei at Taekwondons, where every kick and punch comes with a story and a good laugh!

Join the Fun Today!

Use promo code Eagle and receive a free headband autographed by Taekwondon's X-wife—yes, you read that right! Whether you're a novice or a seasoned martial artist, our dojo is the perfect place to sharpen your skills and have a blast. So why wait? Head over to Taekwondons today and kickstart your journey!